Stalker
August 15, 2007 7:47 pmHello, my name is Morgan and I am a blog stalker.
I can’t help it. Honestly. It is almost like an addiction, but worse. Because I stalk blogs. I feel like a peeping tom whose window and bushes is a computer screen and bloglines. I read my Calgary/Canada reads first. Everyday. I am filled with an overwhelming sense of disappointment when the links aren’t shown in bold. It can leave me pissed off even. A fix that I haven’t been able to achieve.
Okay. So you people haven’t updated your blog. What am I to do? Well then I start at the bottom of my Bloglines list and start reading upwards. I do have over 500 blogs that I try to read on a weekly basis. Of course, this doesn’t include links to blogs from some of those blogs or those who don’t have feeds.
Do you people not understand that I am trying to get a view into your world? That I need to get my perverse need fixed by seeing what you are doing. To live vicariously through all of your knitting/spinning and crocheting projects. I don’t have time to do it all … no matter what some of you think. I mean come on … yes I know I have a stash to rival all stashes … but that doesn’t mean I’m actually going to KNIT it all up … give me a break. Some of its just to pretty to be used.
Now, I’ve conversed with you all long enough. I need to go read some more blogs and work on babette.
5 Responses to “Stalker”
good heavens, woman. are you aware that there is a giant white moose on your chair?
I’m pretty hooked on Bloglines, too, but I have nowhere near as many feeds as you do. I’ll have to try to catch up. Thanks for the enabling!
OMG you make me pee a little with the funny.
xoxo
I’m stalking you right back.
I did update my blog (just now at 10:20am), but I’m afraid it is not about knitting. I’m almost done my striped tee though. I certainly will be blogging about that.
If you manage to make it to Make1 tomorrow you’ll even see it in person. I’ll probably be wearing it.
you aren’t the only person who stalks! i love that picture of the dog in the chair, our mutts are just like that!
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