Stalker

August 15, 2007 7:47 pm

Hello, my name is Morgan and I am a blog stalker.

I can’t help it. Honestly. It is almost like an addiction, but worse. Because I stalk blogs. I feel like a peeping tom whose window and bushes is a computer screen and bloglines. I read my Calgary/Canada reads first. Everyday. I am filled with an overwhelming sense of disappointment when the links aren’t shown in bold. It can leave me pissed off even. A fix that I haven’t been able to achieve.

Okay. So you people haven’t updated your blog. What am I to do? Well then I start at the bottom of my Bloglines list and start reading upwards. I do have over 500 blogs that I try to read on a weekly basis. Of course, this doesn’t include links to blogs from some of those blogs or those who don’t have feeds.

Do you people not understand that I am trying to get a view into your world? That I need to get my perverse need fixed by seeing what you are doing. To live vicariously through all of your knitting/spinning and crocheting projects. I don’t have time to do it all … no matter what some of you think. I mean come on … yes I know I have a stash to rival all stashes … but that doesn’t mean I’m actually going to KNIT it all up … give me a break. Some of its just to pretty to be used.

Now, I’ve conversed with you all long enough. I need to go read some more blogs and work on babette.

My creation

5 Responses to “Stalker”

EvilScienceChick wrote a comment on August 15, 2007

good heavens, woman. are you aware that there is a giant white moose on your chair?

Jennu wrote a comment on August 16, 2007

I’m pretty hooked on Bloglines, too, but I have nowhere near as many feeds as you do. I’ll have to try to catch up. Thanks for the enabling!

karen wrote a comment on August 16, 2007

OMG you make me pee a little with the funny.

xoxo

Sara wrote a comment on August 16, 2007

I’m stalking you right back.
I did update my blog (just now at 10:20am), but I’m afraid it is not about knitting. I’m almost done my striped tee though. I certainly will be blogging about that.
If you manage to make it to Make1 tomorrow you’ll even see it in person. I’ll probably be wearing it. :)

marti wrote a comment on August 16, 2007

you aren’t the only person who stalks! i love that picture of the dog in the chair, our mutts are just like that!

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